Monthly Archives: February 2012
Unknown (2011)
Main reason why Neeson should have just taken that Abraham Lincoln role. Liam Neeson stars as a man who regains consciousness after an auto accident only to discover that another man is impersonating him, and that no one — not … Continue reading
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
The main reason why I refuse to travel to New Zealand. Heavenly Creatures is true story of two teenage girls (Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey) from New Zealand who form a very strong friendship that changes both of their lives … Continue reading
The Ring (2002)
This is the main reason why they stopped making VHS tapes. A strange videotape makes it way around a circle of friends. Strangely, everyone who views the tape seems to die exactly one week afterward. After believing this to be … Continue reading
My Predictions for the 2012 Oscars
It’s that time again everybody! If you have checked the internet, let alone even turned on your computer within the past week or so, you’ve probably realized that there is a lot of these predictions and thoughts going down on … Continue reading
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Broken Flowers (2005)
Come on Bill, cheer up. You’ll get that Oscar someday. Don Johnston (with a T), played by Bill Murray, is a retired bachelor who finds a pink letter from an anonymous women saying that he has a son who is … Continue reading
Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop (2011)
He’s still not one of my favorites, but for a ginger with a beautiful beard, he’s pretty damn funny. When Conan O’Brien was let off of his stint on “The Tonight Show” instead of just chilling, relaxing, and being unemployed, … Continue reading
Alpha Dog (2006)
Wiggers gone wild. Johnny Truelove (Emile Hirsch) controls the drugs on the well-manicured streets of his neighborhood. Where Johnny goes, the party, the girls and his loyal gang follow. When he’s double-crossed over missing deal money by raging hothead Jake … Continue reading
My Left Foot (1989)
Christy Brown makes seem like a real lazy dude. My Left Foot tells the true story of Irishman Christy Brown (Daniel Day-Lewis), who was born with cerebral palsy, only allowing him to only control only his left foot. The film … Continue reading
At Close Range (1986)
How mad at Daddy can you get to the point of where you want to kill him? Reunited with his career criminal father (Christopher Walken) for the first time in years, tough teen Brad Whitewood Jr. (Sean Penn) thinks he’s … Continue reading
Megamind (2010)
A big-blue testicle vs. Brad Pitt. A big-brained and blue super-villain named Megamind (Will Ferrell) finally beats his big-time rival, Metro Man (Brad Pitt). He soon then faces an existential crisis of sorts after he finds out that having no … Continue reading
This Means War (2012)
Maybe if these guys sang some Johnny Cash, they would have won her over easily. The world’s deadliest CIA operatives (Tom Hardy and Chris Pine) are inseparable partners and best friends until they fall for the same woman (Reese Witherspoon). … Continue reading
Space Cowboys (2000)
Grumpy Old Astronauts. When one of the satellites launched in the 1960s malfunctions, threatening the earth with disaster if it crashes, an astronaut in his sixties (Clint Eastwood) is asked to go up to fix it, as he’s the only … Continue reading
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Hey, they may be mentally challenged by now but they still are richer than you or I will ever be. ‘Jackass: The Movie’ is basically all of the stunts that these bunch of dickwads used to do on their show, … Continue reading
Safe House (2012)
Van Wilder ain’t got shit on me! Denzel Washington plays the CIA’s most dangerous traitor, Tobin Frost, who stuns the intelligence community when he surfaces in South Africa. When the safe house to which he’s remanded is attacked by brutal … Continue reading
River’s Edge (1986)
Those damn Metal head stoners are always killing those girls for no reason. A troubled high school slacker, Samson (Daniel Roebuck), kills his girlfriend for no particular reason and shows off her dead body to his friends Layne (Crispin Glover) … Continue reading
Top 10 of 2011
Howdy everybody! Sorry that it took me forever to get this list up and running but for some reason, I just have been so lazy that I keep on forgetting. Anywho, 2011 was a pretty solid none the less and … Continue reading
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Frost/Nixon (2008)
I would have definitely liked it more if they interviewed the Nixon from Futurama. This is a period piece, that centers on little-known talk show host David Frost (Michael Sheen), who goes way out of his way to interview probably … Continue reading
The Vow (2012)
First Ryan Gosling saves her, now Channing Tatum does. Lucky ass chick! Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum star as Paige and Leo, a recently married couple whose lives are devastated by a tragic car accident. When Paige loses all memory … Continue reading
